Friday, August 14, 2009
Friday, August 7, 2009
MY REVIEW OF THE DOLLOR STORE
yea the dollar store a place every poor kid dreads and a place every batchleor thanks god about
i thought i would go to my local dollar store a place i dread. a place of cheap toys cheap food.
the food is probably made up form the ground up toys no one bought.
i wanted to go in and take a review of the food and toys and kinda show this weird sie of american consumerism. al lthe cheap chines junk and really low quaility food also made in china with genric lables and no attempt at all to make it look appitising . a sad place a place that is the battle ground american class and economic warfare. likea world war one battlefeild .
we enter the
well almost eveyrthigns a dollor.. although i could nto find one thign that was not over a dollor.
the first section i entered in going clock wise was the toy section
the toy section was pretty sad mostly comprisign of cheap chinese gi joe rip offs. but looking like someone who has not ever really seen a gi joe in the first place made it form a discription .
"speical mission"
whats the mission to uncross his eyes and fix his broken nose?
and hte fat under his chin that layer of hanging flesh curtan
looks like he jsut had gastro bypass .
well his comrades came home in a plastic body bag it seems the special mission was a failure
the distant state of gulf war syndrome (PTSD)
I SEEN SOME THINGS MAN
the real war this guysa a product of is the war in globlization of china.
as i turn to go down the next isle i found the junk nick nak isle. a place where any low income famly can re decorate their house with these wonderful artiststic sculptures
they really give a sense of class and style. and if by style you mean visualy tourturing.
wtf is this supposed to be anyway?.
he looks like hes slowly melting.
i honetly had to leave that area it made me sick.
so wich brings us to food.
yah 1,00 mac and cheese. sunshine harvest. fake powdered processed cheese and noodles made form shredded up newspapaer pulp. wel lthats what it tasted like.
i bought some soup with it
thank you brand soup.... no thank you
the premire loney poor working class person meal, a bowl of ramen noodles
now have you ever eaten a food that says "simulated flavor"?
wtf does that mean simulated flavor is thatl ike artifical flavor?
well if its trying to simulate the taste of bus stop bench it worked, but it says "beef" ill have to inform them of this mistake.
but nothing beats a pound of fig bars. "daddy rays" generic disgusting fig bars. eat three of these and your instantly dehydrated and chokeing running for somehting to drink
i swear these have sand in them, how the hell can they be so fuckign dry.
they taste ok though not to bad.
now for the dvd reviews
sorry for the pictures the dvds are coveredi n celophane tons of it i dont know why.
note i have no bought these i could not brign my self to pay 1$ for them they jsut odnt seem worht it and apperently noone elese does look at this shit what kid would want to watch it
"scruff first tiem on DVD" and prolly its last time. if it made it to the the purgatory that is the dollor store its over for scruff he got put down .( i mean he moved to a nice family out in the country)
sky surfver strike force..
mountian of fear.... the mountian of fear is prolly what the investors felt when this when stright to the dollor stroe 1$ bin.
Westward HO is a video i did see itsa racist peice of shit video about the glory and wonder and ritches the europeans brought to america., it was a kid sing along with singing indians and spanish conquistadors. falling in love the top says "classic fables"
yeah thats about right.. whats next a holocuast sing along with the title classic fables.
also little bear wakes up early.. so i know what happened here. no kid wants to wake up early and no kid wants to watchign a fucking movie about waking up early . i mena come on. as i kid i hated to wake up early
so no one bought it right to the 1$ bin
yah ok the lighting and moutian of celophnae makes this hard to see but let me help ya
the one on the irght says "christ" but it looks like it says christi from where the sticker is placed.
like when i saw it i thought it was about osme woman named christi. but no its about christ.
and the other is about fishing for albacore. and apperently as seen on CBS. i dont know who saw this on CBS when was the last time you saw fishing on prime time TV. ? must have been like on at 4:00 on asunday morning nothign i like mroe than over 2 hours of fat rednecks in a small boat farting and feeling superiour to fish. i can guess the audio sounds somethign like this
redneck one " woo boy look at that one"
redneck 2 "boy ill tell you you what man"
repeat over and over agian for 2 hours.
part 2 is on the way stay tuned
i thought i would go to my local dollar store a place i dread. a place of cheap toys cheap food.
the food is probably made up form the ground up toys no one bought.
i wanted to go in and take a review of the food and toys and kinda show this weird sie of american consumerism. al lthe cheap chines junk and really low quaility food also made in china with genric lables and no attempt at all to make it look appitising . a sad place a place that is the battle ground american class and economic warfare. likea world war one battlefeild .
we enter the
well almost eveyrthigns a dollor.. although i could nto find one thign that was not over a dollor.
the first section i entered in going clock wise was the toy section
the toy section was pretty sad mostly comprisign of cheap chinese gi joe rip offs. but looking like someone who has not ever really seen a gi joe in the first place made it form a discription .
"speical mission"
whats the mission to uncross his eyes and fix his broken nose?
and hte fat under his chin that layer of hanging flesh curtan
looks like he jsut had gastro bypass .
well his comrades came home in a plastic body bag it seems the special mission was a failure
the distant state of gulf war syndrome (PTSD)
I SEEN SOME THINGS MAN
the real war this guysa a product of is the war in globlization of china.
as i turn to go down the next isle i found the junk nick nak isle. a place where any low income famly can re decorate their house with these wonderful artiststic sculptures
they really give a sense of class and style. and if by style you mean visualy tourturing.
wtf is this supposed to be anyway?.
he looks like hes slowly melting.
i honetly had to leave that area it made me sick.
so wich brings us to food.
yah 1,00 mac and cheese. sunshine harvest. fake powdered processed cheese and noodles made form shredded up newspapaer pulp. wel lthats what it tasted like.
i bought some soup with it
thank you brand soup.... no thank you
the premire loney poor working class person meal, a bowl of ramen noodles
now have you ever eaten a food that says "simulated flavor"?
wtf does that mean simulated flavor is thatl ike artifical flavor?
well if its trying to simulate the taste of bus stop bench it worked, but it says "beef" ill have to inform them of this mistake.
but nothing beats a pound of fig bars. "daddy rays" generic disgusting fig bars. eat three of these and your instantly dehydrated and chokeing running for somehting to drink
i swear these have sand in them, how the hell can they be so fuckign dry.
they taste ok though not to bad.
now for the dvd reviews
sorry for the pictures the dvds are coveredi n celophane tons of it i dont know why.
note i have no bought these i could not brign my self to pay 1$ for them they jsut odnt seem worht it and apperently noone elese does look at this shit what kid would want to watch it
"scruff first tiem on DVD" and prolly its last time. if it made it to the the purgatory that is the dollor store its over for scruff he got put down .( i mean he moved to a nice family out in the country)
sky surfver strike force..
mountian of fear.... the mountian of fear is prolly what the investors felt when this when stright to the dollor stroe 1$ bin.
Westward HO is a video i did see itsa racist peice of shit video about the glory and wonder and ritches the europeans brought to america., it was a kid sing along with singing indians and spanish conquistadors. falling in love the top says "classic fables"
yeah thats about right.. whats next a holocuast sing along with the title classic fables.
also little bear wakes up early.. so i know what happened here. no kid wants to wake up early and no kid wants to watchign a fucking movie about waking up early . i mena come on. as i kid i hated to wake up early
so no one bought it right to the 1$ bin
yah ok the lighting and moutian of celophnae makes this hard to see but let me help ya
the one on the irght says "christ" but it looks like it says christi from where the sticker is placed.
like when i saw it i thought it was about osme woman named christi. but no its about christ.
and the other is about fishing for albacore. and apperently as seen on CBS. i dont know who saw this on CBS when was the last time you saw fishing on prime time TV. ? must have been like on at 4:00 on asunday morning nothign i like mroe than over 2 hours of fat rednecks in a small boat farting and feeling superiour to fish. i can guess the audio sounds somethign like this
redneck one " woo boy look at that one"
redneck 2 "boy ill tell you you what man"
repeat over and over agian for 2 hours.
part 2 is on the way stay tuned
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